Saturday, March 16, 2013

The Late Show

Since we've been in the Triangle, the Gs and I have had a show that we watch every night before they go to bed. The list tracks pretty consistently with their development. We started with Rocky and Bullwinkle, moved on to Fat Albert, followed by the Cosby Show, and most recently Chopped, which the BG--who does not love the NBA with the same passion as her older sister--especially enjoys.
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But after a year or so, I think we've seen them all, and every night involves a host of "seen its" as we scroll through the available options, often followed by the recognition that the episode we thought was new is also familiar.

I've fished around for some new candidates, and recently, I thought the Simpsons might fit the bill. I can remember when it premiered; it was must see tv at our house in South Bend, along with Twin Peaks.

Anyway, the Gs were reticent, but, almost out of desperation, not wanting to endure another rerun, they agreed the other night, and, ladies and gentlemen, we have a hit on our hands--just the right blend of slapstick, pop culture and cynicism to make everybody happy. And with over 500 episodes in the can (it's the longest running scripted television series ever), it ought to get us to the point where I'm going to bed before they are.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

3.14

Happy Pi Day!

"Come Over to the Nerd Side. We Have Pi."
I would have baked something but the middle school eschews the dangers of homemade food, reportedly due to some apocryphal pranks involving 4 and 20 ex lax, or something like that.

OG can recite PI to 50 digits, yet harbors no hope of winning the contest at school today.


Monday, March 11, 2013

A New Modest Proposal


A little tougher than normal to get up this morning, thanks to the time change. As we were walking to the bus stop, the BG had an idea: "Why don't we start everything an hour later during Daylight Savings Time? School, Tae Kwan do? Everything? Then it wouldn't be so hard to get up."

It's crazy, but it just might work.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

The Internet of Things

This week's Economist, in addition to leading with an article about how technology will allow us to optimize efficiency by renting everything (cars, dogs, tools, etc), has a piece about the Internet of things. The story is about the Nest, a thermostat that tries to do for climate control what the Ipod did for music.

Um, right. But I bought one anyway a few months ago. It was easy to install and connect to our wireless network, and I can program it with my phone or Ipad anywhere I am. We've settled on 65 degrees as our daytime temperature and 50 at night, and so far that has been comfortable, aside from a couple of colder days, where someone has needed a little more warmth.

The, ahem, coolest thing about the device is that every month we get a report on how "green" we are. A lot of recent research shows that information like this (what, we use 28% more electricity than our neighbors? 78% of guests use their sheets for a second night.) is a very good way to spur desired behavior.

Our report for an unseasonably cold February, shows that we used more energy than last month, but that, compared to our peers, we're still doing well:

A look at your Leafs:

You get a Leaf when you choose an energy-efficient temperature. And now, see your Leafs add up all year long. This month, the Nest average is 15 Leafs. Here’s how many you earned:
In February
you earned:
28
That’s a Leaf every day!
In February
you’re in the top:
5%
of Nesters
This year
you've earned:
59
Nest Leafs


Let me bask in the warm glow of righteous behaviour for a moment, and then think about what other products I can buy to make us more efficient.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Rising Star Safari

In the Economist's view, recent developments in the Dark Continent have reduced Paul Theroux's excellent Dark Star Safari: Overland from Cairo to Capetown to a historical artifact. This week's Special Report is brimming with optimism, and though the legacies of colonialism and the Cold War linger on, the future looks brighter for most people. Below are the points from the Report I highlighted:

  • Secondary school enrollment grew by 48% between 2000-2008;
  • Malaria deaths have declined by 30% and HIV infections by 74% in the last decade;
  • The poorest nations are landlocked;
  • Bank account holders in Kenya have risen from 1 million to 20 million in the last ten years;
  • Mobile phone and Internet access is widespread and growing.

Then again, $4-8 billion of Nigeria's oil revenue is stolen annually (and there are lots of other similar examples--I'm looking at you Mr. Mugabe), so there is still a long way to go. But the population is young and moving to cities in increasing numbers, two good things for future prosperity.

Friday, March 1, 2013

Books of the Month

Short month, short list. Didn't enjoy any of these as much as I'd hoped, but nor would I discourage anyone from reading them. Full list for 2013 available at this link


World War One: A Short History‎

Norman Stone - 2009 - History - Limited preview
The First World War was the overwhelming disaster from which everything else in the twentieth century stemmed. Fourteen million combatants died, four empires were destroyed, and even the victors’ empires were fatally damaged. World War I took humanity from the nineteenth century forcibly into the twentieth—and then, at Versailles, cast Europe on the path to World War II as well.

In World War One, Norman Stone, one of the world’s greatest historians, has achieved the almost impossible task of writing a terse and witty short history of the war. A captivating, brisk narrative, World War One is Stone’s masterful effort to make sense of one of the twentieth century’s pivotal conflicts.

Note: The White Guard led me to this, and, though I did not learn as much as I’d hoped, I am newly appreciative of the role of declining empires and nascent states (including the USSR) in WWI. Not something taught in Canada. Also, improvements in munitions and other technologies changed war forever.
  

What Got You Here Won't Get You There: How successful people become even ...‎

Marshall Goldsmith - 2010 - Self-Help - Limited preview
Your hard work is paying off. You are doing well in your field. But there is something standing between you and the next level of achievement. That something may just be one of your own annoying habits. Perhaps one small flaw - a behaviour you barely even recognise - is the only thing that's keeping you from where you want to be. It may be that the very characteristic that you believe got you where you are - like the drive to win at all costs - is what's holding you back. As this book explains, people often do well in spite of certain habits rather than because of them - and need a "to stop" list rather than one listing what "to do". Marshall Goldsmith's expertise is in helping global leaders overcome their unconscious annoying habits and become more successful. His one-on-one coaching comes with a six-figure price tag - but in this book you get his great advice for much less. Recently named as one of the world's five most-respected executive coaches by Forbes, he has worked with over 100 major CEOs and their management teams at the world's top businesses. His clients include corporations such as Goldman Sachs, Glaxo SmithKline, Johnson and Johnson and GE.

Note: Somewhat self-congratulatory study of how leaders and organizations can improve. Overlong, like most books of this kind, but full of examples and theories with practical utility.


The Moronic Inferno: And Other Visits to America‎

Martin Amis - 2010 - 
At the age of ten, when Martin Amis spent a year in Princeton, New Jersey, he was excited and frightened by America. As an adult he has approached that confusing country from many arresting angles, and interviewed its literati, filmmakers, thinkers, opinion makers, leaders and crackpots with characteristic discernment and wit.
Included in a gallery of Great American Novelists are Norman Mailer, Gore Vidal, Truman Capote, Joseph Heller, William Burroughs, Kurt Vonnegut, John Updike, Paul Theroux, Philip Roth and Saul Bellow. Amis also takes us to Dallas, where presidential candidate Ronald Reagan is attempting to liaise with born-again Christians. We glimpse the beau monde of Palm Beach, where each couple tries to out-Gatsby the other, and examine the case of Claus von Bulow. Steven Spielberg gets a visit, as does Brian de Palma, whom Amis asks why his films make no sense, and Hugh Hefner's sybaritic fortress and sanitised image are penetrated.
There can be little that escapes the eye of Martin Amis when his curiosity leads him to a subject, and America has found in him a superlative chronicler.
Note: Series of erudite interviews and book reviews about American personalities, written with the acerbity that only the British can seem to pull off. Not a wasted word, but not much to take away either.


The presidency of Calvin Coolidge‎

Robert H. Ferrell - 1998 - Biography & Autobiography 
Robert Ferrell offers the first book-length account of the Coolidge presidency in thirty years, drawing on the recently opened papers of White House physician Joel T. Boone to provide a more personal appraisal of the thirtieth president than has previously been possible. Ferrell shows Coolidge to have been a hard-working, sensitive individual who was a canny politician and an astute judge of people. Drawing on the most recent literature on the Coolidge era, Ferrell has constructed a meticulous and highly readable account of the president's domestic and foreign policy. His book illuminates this pre-Depression administration for historians and reveals to general readers a president who was stern in temperament and dedicated to public service.

Note: Read this after a review of the new biography, which casts Silent Cal as a conservative hero. From this it looks like Hoover and Mellon were running the country during the roaring twenties, and the president was not much involved.


Pawn of Prophecy‎

David Eddings - 1986 - Fiction - Limited preview
Long ago, the Storyteller claimed, in this first book of THE BELGARIAD, the evil god Torak drove men and Gods to war. But Belgarath the Sorcerer led men to reclaim the Orb that protected men of the West. So long as it lay at Riva, the prophecy went, men would be safe.
But Garion did not believe in such stories. Brought up on a quiet farm by his Aunt Pol, how could he know that the Apostate planned to wake dread Torak, or that he would be led on a quest of unparalleled magic and danger by those he loved--but did not know...?

Note: Standard fantasy, better than some, not as good as others. A gift to Ana (which is why I read it), but I did not move on to Book II, although I briefly considered it.


White Guard‎

White Guard, Mikhail Bulgakovs semi-autobiographical first novel, is the story of the Turbin family in Kiev in 1918. Alexei, Elena, and Nikolka Turbin have just lost their mothertheir father had died years beforeand find themselves plunged into the chaotic civil war that erupted in the Ukraine in the wake of the Russian Revolution. In the context of this familys personal loss and the social turmoil surrounding them, Bulgakov creates a brilliant picture of the existential crises brought about by the revolution and the loss of social, moral, and political certainties. He confronts the reader with the bewildering cruelty that ripped Russian life apart at the beginning of the last century as well as with the extraordinary ways in which the Turbins preserved their humanity. In this volume Marian Schwartz, a leading translator, offers the first complete and accurate translation of the definitive original text of Bulgakovs novel. She includes the famous dream sequence, omitted in previous translations, and beautifully solves the stylistic issues raised by Bulgakovs ornamental prose. 

Note: Did not really know anything about what happened in the Ukraine during World War I. Learned a little, but did not enjoy the story as much as I’d hoped, especially after the Master and Margarita.


Greenback: The Almighty Dollar and the Invention of America‎

Jason Goodwin - 2004 - Business & Economics
With the wry and admiring eye of a modern Tocqueville, Jason Goodwin gives us a biography of the dollar and the story of its astonishing career through the wilds of American history. Looking at the dollar over the years as a form of art, a kind of advertising, and a reflection of American attitudes, Goodwin delves into folklore and the development of printing, investigates wildcats and counterfeiters, explains why a buck is a buck and how Dixie got its name. Bringing together an array of quirky detail and often hilarious anecdote, Goodwin tells the story of America through its most beloved product.
With the wry and admiring eye of a modern Tocqueville, Jason Goodwin gives us a biography of the dollar and the story of its astonishing career through the wilds of American history. Looking at the dollar over the years as a form of art, a kind of advertising, and a reflection of American attitudes, Goodwin delves into folklore and the development of printing, investigates wildcats and counterfeiters, explains why a buck is a buck and how Dixie got its name. Bringing together an array of quirky detail and often hilarious anecdote, Goodwin tells the story of America through its most beloved product.

Note: So much of monetary policy seems to have been driven by the need to pay for wars, which can be expensive. And at the end of the day, it’s just paper.

Song of the Day

Why do I, suddenly appear,
Every day, up in here;
Just like me
You need to be
Waking up.