Cheer it Up, D

As the school year beckons, the OG is looking forward to another year in the black and blue of the Smith Middle School Cheer Squad. The rapper in me had a few ideas last year about how to spice up the cheers, but, looking back, I think I may have been more focused on amusing myself than exhorting the Cyclones to victory. For example:

Black and Blue,
We're on you like a bruise.
Come to battle Smith.
You Will Lose.

Perhaps a bruise isn't the best metaphor for middle school athletic prowess, and I suspect that not many of the kids got the Rocky IV reference, which is not surprising, since they weren't born until a decade after the movie's release.

But hope springs eternal, and I've been working on a new lyric for the 2012 season:

Will Smith's the Fresh Prince, but Smith will beat you.
We're not the Men in Black, we're the girls in black and blue;
The jiggy cheer squad and the super fierce crew,
Cheering for the team and looking pretty while we do (Strike the pose)

What do you think?